Pam Anderson’s Busty Cleavage In Sexy Workout Tights

I wish I knew how Pam Anderson did it. How she manages to remain one of the hottest women on the planet. For as long as I've been alive I've had a crush on her and to this day, that crush only grows stronger each and every time I lay on eyes on her. No clue how she does it.

For the longest time, I think the only thing we as a society could agree on was the fact Pam Anderson had the perfect body. There must be something in our programming, in our DNA, that makes us all have a thing for blonde hair and big boobs. It's part of ourselves that we've learned not to fight against. It could just be Pam Anderson. She could be the whole reason why we all love blonde and big boobs. Whenever someone says "blond and big boobs" all of our minds stray to thoughts of Pam Anderson. And if you aren't around the type of people who say "blonde and big boobs" in a conversation, then I suggest you make some new friends.

Pam Anderson, you've gone and done it. You've gotten to all of us and for that, we shall honor your hotness. I'm gonna crack a cold one and raise a toast to Pam Anderson.

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