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bill-swift - March 10, 2016
Padma Lakshmi is currently on media tour promoting her tell-all memoir that include mention of her sexual liberation and desire to have more than one steady mate. Um, how many books can I buy at once and are pictures included?
The Forties and Faptastic Indian-American TV food show star made her way from outlet to outlet in Manhattan in a form fitting dress that included a low cut look at her pushed up bosoms, or the orbs of heaven as I might call them in her presence. I bet she'd appreciate my poetry. Padma is the perfect woman for those who happen to love crazy hot bodied Indian women who know good food and more than nineteen different sexual positions, with the food part being super unimportant. More relevant might be that her comment about having multiple men in her life means multiple super rich billionaire types. So, there's that. But a man can still dream. And play the Lotto. Those funbags will be mine. Enjoy.
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