OJ Simpson is Khloes real dad

Kris Jenner has yet to take Opie and Anthony up on their $250,000 offer to identify the father of Khloe Kardashian with a DNA test, and now we know why! Because her real father is Heisman wining assassin OJ Simpson.

'O.J. told me Khloe's his child,' a source (told the Enquirer).
They allege that Khloe's mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived.
They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.'s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.
'But they fell out when Nicole was murdered.'
They allege that O.J. boasted about his affair and told friends about a 'secret love child' he had.
'O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends' wives,' yet another source told the National Enquirer.

When asked for a comment, Khloe threw a boulder into the water, then gave a haunting howl at the moonlight. Is that good? Does that mean, "yes"?