Oh Noes!

Morgan Freeman hospitalized in serious condition after car crash. (AP)

That's the most Lindsay Lohan side boob ever. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson getting married? Doubtful. (DListed)

Madonna is the (ugly) face of plastic surgery. (Pink is the New Blog)

Brangelina show off the new kids. (PopSugar)

Rachel Bilson is super cute at the Teen Choice Awards. (Popoholic)

Madonna arrives at the premiere of her new movie. (Just Jared)

Christina Applegate has breast cancer. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears is dating her bodyguard. Again. (IDLYITW)

Rihanna is popping Chris Brown's pimples. (Socialite Life)

Michael Douglas is drunk, and going in for a closer look at Catherine Zeta-Jones' rack. (CityRag)

Sharon Osbourne says Paris Hilton knows she is talentless. Well, everyone knows that. (Hollywood Rag)