Now You: Favorite Candy

More importantly than telling us your favorite candy - which is fucking important - let's first talk about the fact that the person on the left in the photo above taken in 2011 is Kylie Jenner. That person. Is Kylie Jenner. The person on the right is simply identified as a mid-tier sex worker.

All of this brings us to candy. This Halloween Americans will spend roughly $9 billion on Halloween candy. And as consumers, we have a choice in how we want to feel good for a five-second rush, and then shitty for five hours. And then have fiery candy poops. What's your candy of choice?

That person. Is Kylie Jenner?

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