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Nikki Lund Is Fashion Forward

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Lex Jurgen - March 20, 2015


Nikki Lund is the glamour model who convinced Richie Sambora to be her fashion line partner. He signed right about the time she publicly claimed his cock was huge and he was amazing in bed. These are the crystalized moments in time when I realize for all the extra care and concern, having a vagina would not be a horrible thing. Lund debuted her new line to a crowd of onlookers who she siphoned off from the Price is Right game show audience line. They all clapped a lot and asked each other where in Iowa the others were from. The see-through dresses I can see working for busy moms who want to know if their male preschool teachers really are gay or not. Do you love my dress or do you LOVE my dress? Okay, good, my kids are safe. I don't know jackshit about fashion other than the more I insult it, the more people with disposable income will likely buy it. Which is good for Nikki Lund. Sambora cock ages you at seven times the normal rate. It's like living dog years. You need to get in and get out or Sambora will bury your wrinkled ass while he still looks thirty.

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