Nikki And Brie Bella Are What’s Real About Televsion

Life has become infinitely better since everyone but the morbidly obese came to understand that reality television is cheap scripted side show geekery. Now we can revel knowingly in the staged antics of outrageous gay men and drunk divorcees and chicks with big titties putting on cheap student plays. One episode of network TV can run you four million. One episode of reality TV on basic cable might cost you a case of Bacardi and six leagues of defrosted meatballs from Subway. Girls will work either medium. In fact, they'll work harder on the cheaper fare. Ponder that fact of life.

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