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Natalie Portman & Devendra Banhart: Hot Chick with Douchebag

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bill-swift - April 10, 2008

There's this site I like, called Hot Chicks With Douchebags. It's funny. Well, here's my humble submission to the ever-growing list of hot chicks with douchebags: Natalie Portman and her new boyfriend (oh God, I really hope not), Devendra Banhart. Aside from being a hairy, hippie douchebag, with douchebaggy glasses, he's also a musician, supposedly, though what else could you really be when you look like that.

Natalie is starring in his next music video, and he did a song for her charity album, so it could just be business, but from the way they're walking, I'd say she's fallen for his sensitive singer-songwriter bullshit. I bet his songs are the musical equivalent of axe body spray. Oh, wait, I forgot, he's a hippie, so he probably doesn't use deodorant.

Photo credit: Flynet


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