More Motherfucking Snakes

Samuel L. Jackson is a motherfucking method actor. (Defamer)

Mariah Carey is easy to make fun of. Just make sure you do it from a distance. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears: classy as ever. (Pink is the New Blog)

Mel Gibson's kids are just as bad as he is. (IDLYITW)

Kate Moss is addicted to Pete Doherty who is addicted to everything. (DListed)

Did Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock conceive a Herpes baby? (A Socialite's Life)

I still don't believe that Lance Bass was the only gay member of "N Sync. (Just Jared)

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are dunzo. Who knew that being on an MTV reality show would lead to divorce? (Popsugar)

Jack Nicholson wants to demolish Marlon Brando's house. (Hollywood Rag)

Jessica Alba and Jake Gyllenhaal lead the polls for who's the hottest celebrity. (CityRag)

Tom Cruise is getting a pay cut. (Celebrity Nation)

Braveheart starring Mel Gibson, the Jew-Hating Schmuck. (CollegeHumor)