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bill-swift - August 8, 2017
I don't know how the calendars work in South America, but the annual Miss BumBum contest in Brazil seems to be about every four weeks. Not that I'm complaining. The idea of a beauty pageant focused solely on the asstastic is a concept rivaling E=MC2 in terms of significance.
I usually don't learn the names of the individual contestants until they start appearing accidentally topless on the beach. I do have my standards, despite appearances. But suffice it to say when Brazil's top booty hopefuls begin strutting, you're going to want to whip out your... binoculars. Don't be perverse. There's plenty of time for that other ocular lensed device in private.
All hail the bottom line of these lovely ladies round and spankable bottoms. Remember, don't feed the animals at the zoo. I'm not sure that translates directly to the BumBum Girls, but presume there are some bear traps located somewhere around their desirable fun parts. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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