Miranda Kerr Is Going to Live!

bill-swift - March 15, 2013

As TMZ first reported, Miranda Kerr appears to be the victim of an intoxicated driver who plowed into her car yesterday in L.A., leaving the uber-sextastic goddess with some serious neck pain, but it appears nothing worse.

First point. Please, don't drink and drive. We do our fair share of the former here, but always find $10 to sleep it off in the magic-room of a tranny hooker along the boulevard.

Second, next time, hit Orlando.

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