Miranda Kerr Grabs Her Amazing Ta’s For Esquire Magazine (That Should Be Our Job!)

Ah, the hand-bra giveth and the hand-bra taketh away.

The uber sextastic Aussie model Miranda Kerr looks like precisely one million dollars in his mini-pictorial for the upcoming edition of Esquire magazine, in a nicely clinging pair of panties and nothing up top to protect her modesty save for her own left and right five-fingered little mitts squeezing her motherly puppies.

Are we jealous of the opposable thumbs of this beautiful woman clenched around her boobtastic goodness? Damn straight we are. If there's any job we're qualified for, and, let's face it, there aren't many jobs we're qualified for, it's using our man paws to protect the mammarial region of the world's hottest women. What else can we do but keep applying for that job over and over again. It is a tough economy. Enjoy.