Miranda Kerr Goes from New Mama to MILF in Record Time

I feel almost foolish for my predictions last Fall that we wouldn't see Miranda Kerr hotness for like a year or so after she was well into her gestation of baby Flynn. I feel more foolish for how many crocodile tears I wiped from my cheeks thinking of missing the uber-sexy lingerie model for a solid full turn of the calendar. And, now, just a few months later, well, damn, look at her. Her transition time from new mama to MILF is something Guinness ought be recording in their book as she's returned to sleek, hot, Miranda Kerr form with the rapidity of a very sexy cheetah (with the bonus addition of engorged funbags, an almost unfairly deadly combination). Kudos to you, Miranda, for hearing the world's desperate plea for your return. Enjoy.