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bill-swift - May 21, 2016
Go braless or go home. That's the motto of the Cannes Film Festival. At least a rough translation from the French. It's certainly been the style in 2016 of all the sextastic celebrities promenading down the promenade of the luxurious crimson carpet to skip the upstairs undergarment in lieu of, well, mostly nipple tape to be honest. Oh, that dreaded tape and it's evil twin sister, Pasties.
Milla Jovovich and Marion Cotillard were the latest to sashay down the carpet without anything on beneath their revealing dress tops. They say this event is about film, but really it's about visual entertainment. You may prefer a two hour movie about a tree that grows in Turkmenistan. As for me, I'll stick to the animals, the hotties all decked out and showing off their bosoms for the love of all things retinal cone perfect. Milla, Marion, you will be receiving an award from Egotastic for your contributions to the visual medium. I'll have to show you with a diagram where I intend to pin the medals. Enjoy.
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