Miley Cyrus Topless With Her Cat

It's easy to mock Miley Cyrus, it's tougher to applaud her for being the rare celebrity who shows off her tits and truly does not give a fuck. It's like Katherine Heigl if Katherine Heigl were way less attractive and really fun instead of the exact opposite. That's a horrible example. Miley let some magazine photographer follow her around with an all-access camera. He got as far as her duodenum with his laparoscope before she called out her safe word and the photographer was thrown out of the Wonka factory with his hand clenched tightly around a memory stick that smelled like Goobers. These are our everyday heroes.

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