miley cyrus is a good dancer

When word broke of a video showing Miley Cyrus grinding her 16-year-old ass into director Adam Shankman, the details felt exaggerated. Anything sexual was probably done as a fun little joke and it wouldn't be as provocative as people were claiming.

That is very much not the case, as you can tell in TMZs video. It's pretty damn suggestive.

But is it a glimpse into the real Miley or just someone being an idiot? I would guess the real Miley. She looks completely at ease. Someone like Selena Gomez could train for 6 months and still not make being a whore look that effortless. Unless she were properly motivated that is. And so that's why I kidnapped her little brother.