Miley Cyrus Half-Dressed for Sydney Opera House Performance

I suppose for Miley Cyrus half-dressed is more dressed than normal, a nice way to honor the Sydney Opera House and her performance there for the pop music and crotch-viewing loving people of Australia. I'm not sure where Miley Cyrus finds all her crotch hungry leotards, but she has quite the collection for her tour in various shapes and colors and designs.

In between her rather notorious party schedule, Miley has been hitting the Pilates pretty hard, earning the right to show off her legs and thighs and hips and shorn public area, all quite fat free and toned from sweating to the oldies. I can't say I'm not admiring, even if the thought of listening to her lip-synch for 90 minutes to heartfelt auto-tuned ballads gives me a pain in the down unders. Miley has made it work. It's hard not to admire her success. Or her waxed appendages. I doth leer. Enjoy.