Miley Cyrus Candid Bikini Pictures Tempt Me Down to Rio, Oh, My, Oh Me-Oh

Oh, what a wonderful world. Just when we were tracking Miley Cyrus at concerts across the South American continent, she takes a break in Rio for some bikini fun time with her mom, Tish Cyrus ( the tatted bikini body doesn't fall far from the tree, if you know what I'm saying).

After I finished my intense staring and leering for the past thirty-nine minutes, I've come to the conclusion that while Miley Cyrus may sing like a rusty lawn dart, she provides one helluva service to gentlemen oglers. She did so before she turned eighteen, and now that she's barely legal, wow, it's like the main course is about to be served. These Miley Cyrus bikini pictures are the aperitif (I'm kind of sure I know what that means) to what is just going to be an amazing Miley summer. Hopefully some of her teen Disney and Nick peer competitors will take this as a challenge. Hear that Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande? Game on. Enjoy.