Mila Kunis did or did not steal Justin Timberlake

A source close to Mila Kunis needs to go back to Rumor Killing School because they tell People that Mila is not the reason Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel broke up, making this the first time many even heard that rumor.

"Mila had nothing to do with their break-up," the source says. "In fact, no one came between them. They decided their relationship ran its course and it was time to move on."

Still not suspiciously defensive enough? Good because they continue...

"(Mila and Justin are) not in a relationship," the source says. "They star in a movie called Friends with Benefits but they're just friends. That's it. They are not together."

Hopefully this mastermind won't ever get pulled over by the cops on the way to a crime. "Where are you going?" "Well I don't know what you heard but I'm certainly not on my way to rob the Bank of the West in Thousand Oaks if thats what you're hinting at."