Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures

Well, if you liked those really hot Geri Halliwell bikini pictures, you might just like these Melanie Brown bikini pictures. Keep in mind, though, I said "might." That's because even though she does look pretty good in a bikini (especially after having relatively recently given birth to Eddie Murphy's baby, which he abandoned, and isn't paying child support for), Melanie Brown lives up to her name as "Scary Spice."

Where as Geri Halliwell was thin and lean, Melanie Brown looks like she could kill you if she ever got you in between those massive legs of hers, or those massive breasts. And speaking of her breasts, did she get those after having a baby, or after paying a plastic surgeon? Either way, they look like deadly weapons.

Anyway, not sure how it turned into a double Spice Girls bikini day, but there you have it. I just hope that we never see any Victoria Beckham bikini pictures, because those would put an eye out.