Meghan Markle Has Marijuana Strain Named In Her Honor

I believe the failures of family members instantly become more embarrassing just because a relative is famous. On a let down scale ranked from Billy Madison to Tom Hanks’ disappointment of a rapper son Chet Hanks, Meghan Markle’s weed selling nephew with a new reality show scores at a nice medium on the spectrum. I can’t wait for the “pass the duch-ess” puns from mainstream news media outlets after they get wind of her cherished nephew selling a strain of weed called Markle Sparkle. If there was ever a pre-roll that I suspected to be laced with angel dust, that would be it.

Another one of Meghan Markle‘s relatives is cashing in on her name.

Tyler Dooley, the Duchess of Sussex’s nephew from her former stepbrother Thomas Markle Jr., will star in MTV International’s reality series “The Royal Life” thanks to his aunt marrying Prince Harry.

Dooley, who cites “Auntie Meghan” as his favorite royal because he doesn’t know any of the others, previously profited from her royal status with his legal marijuana business, dubbed Royally Grown.

The farmer, who lives in Oregon, created a special strain called the “Markle Sparkle” in honor of the former “Suits” actress, Entertainment Tonight reports.

Her nephew is clearly riding his auntie’s newfound fame and freshly minted household last name. He looks like the type to have never put much thought into anything. Inhaling Markle Sparkle sounds like it leads to a bad case of Elon Musk face from the Joe Rogan podcast. You know, right around that time things started going really left for Elon. It seems like Meghan’s family wants the Kardashian upgrade. But if we’re drawing comparisons, this guy is similar to Rob with his stupid idea to get rich selling socks.