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bill-swift - April 18, 2016
British reality star Megan McKenna continues to turn head and other vital organs on the South Florida shores in barely covering bikinis. Not that Americans are suddenly going to be tuning into her The Only Way is Essex TV show. We have plenty of craptastic shows of our own here to cover of the needs of the vegetative states.
Then again, we never look a sextastic gift horse or hot kitty in the mouth. If Megan wants to come to our shores to show off her fine hiney and swell boobtastic in little bits of cloth, who are we to turn away a stranger in need? Not I say me. I shall hold her and keep her safe and dear and constantly covered in oil so we can play a fun game of catch the greased pig. She's no pig, so think about how much more fun that game is when you conclude it by making the sexy. I'm pretty sure the engraving on the base of the Statue of Liberty says something about bring us your fine female hotties. Enjoy.
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