Megan Fox is Bisexual. Yeah.

That sound you just heard, that loud sudden compression of air, was the sound of your head exploding at the thought that Megan Fox is Bisexual. I hope I don't need to explain why your pants feel tighter... So yeah, Megan Fox is Bi, as in, she likes to have sex with girls. How do we know, well she said so in her interview with Esquire magazine.

"I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

None of that actually makes any sense, but at least she admits it. Of course, you can't read any of this, because your head exploded a minute or so back. Remember? Of course you don't. You have no head.

Here's Megan Fox topless, looking ridiculously hot in DT magazine, because we already posted Megan Fox looking ridiculously hot in Esquire.