Mary Carey Encourages Voting the Old Fashioned Way, Bikini Bottoms and Tee

It's election season, which seems to be fifty-percent of the time now since cable news came around, and everybody is encouraging everybody else to go out and vote which never made much sense to me since it's not like getting a flu shot and you should really only go if you care, nevertheless, if you're going to encourage involvement in the electoral process you could do worse than former porn star and shameless fun time self-promoter Mary Carey.

It's unclear if Mary is backing (or fronting) any particular candidate, but if she's standing in her bikini bottoms and a top showing off her healthy bosom anywhere within a hundred feet of a polling place, I'm going in to pull the level. In fact, I'm pulling on the lever just a bit ogling her now for practice. I'm not sure that's how voting machines even work anymore. It's been a long time since I voted. I picked Lincoln. He won and I decided to stop on top. Mary, I appreciate what you're doing for the community. And that has nothing to do with voting. Rocking bikini bottom, and, may I say, nice close shave. Enjoy.

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