Mariah Carey Shows Her Best Assets In Pushed Up Busty Dress

Is there even a dress on the market that can contain the cleavage that Mariah Carey is packing? I do not know her exact measurements, but I think a close estimate is 36ZZ. Hopefully whatever fabric she trusts to keep her breasticles in place is some kind of Kevlar composite. I think it would not only get the job done, but also prevent her from being the victim of another Lennon scenario.

One should not take the threat of crazed stalkers too lightly. They can strike without warning. Not even sharks are that cruel; they at least have the decency to show their fin when they approach. In my opinion that is a gentleman’s move, and I respect them for it. I do not respect murderous stalkers, however. That may be controversial, but I stand by it.

Most people would consider me to at a relatively low risk of having a stalker, but I still maintain a round the clock security detail. I hired them off Craigslist for a lot cheaper than one might expect. I change them out every couple months because I am paranoid they will start obsessing over me and end up becoming my stalkers.

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