Mariah Carey Forced Female Manager To Look At Her Snatch #MeToo

If Mariah Carey wanted me to have a look at her cookie I would give that thing a gander. It’s impolite to turn down inspecting a woman’s money makers or muff. Unfortunately I wasn’t Mariah’s manager at the time so it wasn’t me that she was walking out naked in front of. Stella Bulochnikov, Carey’s ex-manager, is claiming that she was sexually harassed by the singer after Mariah claims she used company credit cards to remodel her home. This case sounds like a bad break up. Stella honestly didn’t mind staring at those bazookas until she was cut off after spending too much of her secret lover’s money. It seems both of these women have each other at a stalemate. Both wish to play the role of a partner that was taken advantage of but they’re both women and there’s no man to blame here. The judge will have to decide who’s wrong based on which woman has more visible upper lip hair. Thus by default making that one more manly and more to blame.

Mariah has been accused of frequently being naked in front of Stella, who claims that she was unfairly dismissed mid-contract and is, thus, owed money. The amount is reported to be in the millions.

Stella’s lawyer Pierce O’Donnell further alleged Mariah is “addicted to alcohol, prescription pills and marijuana,” and if there is no settlement, he plans to proceed with a “blockbuster exposé lawsuit.”

Mariah’s lawyer responded to the lawsuit by stating, “Stella Bulochnikov was terminated from employment as Mariah’s manager due to failure to perform her job effectively and ill-serving.”

Mariah may be bipolar, allegedly bisexual, and hates Christmas, but she isn’t completely off her rocker. Not yet at least. As a woman herself she should have seen this coming. After any relationship with a woman sours, the one with the most money will be threatened with exposure of pillow-talk, extorted for a settlement, and accused of sexual harassment. It’s just the metoo way that most women operate under now. I wonder how many more All I Want For Christmas Is You’s she’ll have to sing live in order to pay for Stella to go away.

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