Mariah Carey Busty Bazoongas in Thigh High Boots

Not exactly sure this ensemble was approved for Mariah Carey by her full team of fashion and style experts, but what the heck. The messy hot biker chick with big funbags hanging out look never goes out of style. And certainly she paid more for what she's wearing than I pay for rent in a month, or six. Pre-ripped jeans don't just grown on trees, as my grandpa Levi Strauss used to say.

Mariah's pulled herself out of Christmas diva mode this year, after a tumultuous going last year. Probably for the best. She's in rebuild mode. And that definitely includes assessing what is working for you and what isn't. Among the former category, Forties and Faptastic Funions ever on display in her low cut tops. You start with those knockers and develop around that. Like drafting a big time QB. Step one.

Mariah's still going to be making her away around NYC this Christmas season because the woman still needs to shop, and be seen in public. Enjoy.

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