Maria Shriver About to Be Single, Rich, and Looking Stretch-Pantastic

Well, I'm not into victim status-hood, and there is the old adage about making your own bed and lying in it, but, the revelation this past week that not only did husband Arnold Scwharzenegger produce a baby d' amor with the chunky housekeeper, but, that he was knocking boots with the double-chinned domestic help for several years, well, wow, that can't feel good as the wife to find out.

And, yet, the upside. Maria Shriver is going to bank the bank on the upcoming divorce, and the suffering woman is still looking mighty nice for a matured MILF lady, seen here in her workout gear strutting her stuff once more in public, preparing for the next stage of her life, post-Arnold Craptastic. Am I checking out that 55-year old booty when she walks on by? I am. And when I find it stuffed with love and $100M in alimony, I'm going to never take my eyes off of it. Enjoy.