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Lex Jurgen - May 16, 2016
Mexican TV really is the best. It's like they polled one hundred undocumented workers outside Home Depot as to what they liked to watch when they get home in the evening. So you get twelve-year old girls in sexy dresses crooning country ballads, telenovelas featuring chicks in heels beating the crap out of each other, and a midget in a devil costume whacking fat guys on the knees with an oversized foam mallet. Just the good stuff.
The women who work onscreen in Mexico don't drink pressed celery and cry body shaming on Twitter. They sling their bodies into lingerie and pose in raunchy magazines because that bitch Consuela is always trying to steal their job. You can lament or you can earn. Only one gets you enough cash for a room with a private toilet.
Photo Credit: H Para Hombres
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