Margot Robbie Nip Slip Titillates

This whole braless trend is really starting to pay off for people who like to stare down women's tops like me and the men who lie and pretend they don't. I can't imagine leaving the house with my junk exposed but for a wee bit of material that if slightly askew would leave me in the rap sheet company of Disney casting agents. That's the double standard. A woman's bits fall out and she receives a reality show deal. It's hard being a man even with that 38% pay bump over my female counterparts for doing the exact same job. They must really be getting paid shit.

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