Madison Beer Is the New Face of Jailbait

Many questions pass through the mind of a man pretending not to watch a sixteen year old YouTube star with a huge wet rack. Will my wife stand blindly supportive by my side during the press conference. Am I tough enough for the real prison where they send cholos? Her parents obviously don't care, look at her making out with her boyfriend right there on the beach. That's disgusting. She probably does anal. Why did you make me like this, God? I can't take a cold shower, there's a fake drought. Security!

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