Lucy Mecklenburgh Boobtastic Beautiful Pimping Her Book in London

If you're selling a book on how to have a rip roaring party time body, you kind of need to show off your own fine female form when the camera lights go on. Lucy Mecklenburgh of TOWIE fame did just that as she went out into the limelight to pimp her Be Body Beautiful book. Now I'm quite certain there's a good chunk of that tome dedicated to feeling good about your appearance no matter how you look. Which is nice. But let's be honest, if you're buying that self-help book, you're in the mindset to look as faptastically hot as Lucy Mecklenburgh. Therein lies the challenge.

Lucy looked like one million damn cleavetastic British sterling at her book signing event. I'm not exactly sure who shows up to such an event in the middle of the day, but I suppose looking as alluring and showy as she does, were I within fifty clicks, I probably would've driven my own self on the left side of the road over for a visit. Would you please sign my copy, Ms. Mecklenburgh. Here, I brought my own pen. Yes, that's a pen, I assure you. Grab tight and write. Enjoy.

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