Lizzie Cundy’s Gorgeous Cleavage On Display In Cutout Dress

I do not know which orbs to stare at first, the ones on her chest or the ones in her arm.

Is it safe to say that science has gone too far yet? Those monstrosities that are trying to pass as flowers are the perfect example of man’s desire to challenge God.

Clearly nothing like them could exist in nature naturally; they are the result of Dr Frankenstein manipulating the gene pool so that he could give a unique bouquet to his significant other. I do not say girlfriend because I am not convinced that man was straight. He spent an awful lot of time around dead bodies trying to make bring life to a man, is all I’m saying.

But the point is, these abominations of flowers should have never been created in the first place. They are the pug of the botanical world, and if pugs can get a protest group trying to prevent people from breeding them in the future then I see no reason why I cannot start one for these flowers as well. Some things should come into this world with DNR’s, and these eyesores are one of them.

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