Britney, The Slack-Jawed Yokel

The site may be in Polish, but these celebrity lookalike matchups are hilarious. There's Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and many more. (celebrities.blog.pl)

Eva Longoria tops Maxim's Hot 100 list again. (Hollywood Tuna)

Meanwhile, Rosie O'Donnell tops the list of unsexiest women. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Kidman admits she is engaged to Keith Urban. (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan continues to look drugged out. (CityRag)

Ick. Katie Holmes has stretch marks. (DListed)

K-Fed's first baby-momma, Shar Jackson, says he's a great dad. I wonder what she's smoking. (A Socialite's Life)

Britney Spears hired a Manny. (Pink is the New Blog)

Michelle Rodriguez wants to sell you clothes. (IDLYITW)

And so does Tommy Lee. (Popsugar)

Ja Rule was kicked out of a club because his friend slapped a girl. (Hollywood Rag)

Gwen Stefani broke her finger while using a sewing machine. How is that even possible? (CelebNewsWire)