80-Year-Old Punk Rockers are Way Cooler than Celebrities

Eva Mendes does her best impression of Jessica Simpson. (Popsugar)

Cameron Diaz shows the world her thong. (Hollywood Tuna)

Check out Papa Joe Simpson and his mid-life crisis look. (IDLYITW)

Gwen Stefani is about to pop, so what better way to celebrate than with a baby shower. (Pink is the New Blog)

Dave Chappelle explains his reasons for walking away from all that money. (A Socialite's Life)

Tom Cruise continues to prove he's a total tool as he talks about sex, or what second hand knowledge he has of it. (Hollywood Rag)

Kiefer Sutherland confirms there will be a 24 movie. (Just Jared)

Jordan thinks she's fat. I think she's dumb. (DListed)

More celebrity statues to creep you out. (CityRag)

This will creep you out for good: John Travolta goes in for a kiss from Fred Durst. (CelebNewsWire)

Meet Zak, the 80-year-old punk rocker. (College Humor)