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Jessica Alba gets some Photoshop tattoos. (CityRag)

Petra Nemcova gets a little advice from Dr. Ruth. (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh crap! Another song from Kevin Federline? (Pink is the New Blog)

Matthew McConaughey attracts all the hotties. (A Socialite's Life)

George Clooney is pretty pissed that Julia Roberts doesn't want to be in Ocean's 13. But really, can you blame her? (IDLYITW)

Just in case you were starting to forget that Tom Cruise is a tool, here's more evidence that Tom Cruise is a tool. (DListed)

Ewan McGregor has adopted a mongolian boy. Random much? (Popsugar)

Very scary Kenny Rogers plastic surgery pictures. (Hollywood Rag)

Check out the family photo of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, the kids, and some asian lady. (Just Jared)

If you find some white powder on your new shirt from Kate Moss' new fashion line, don't worry about it... (The Bosh)

Yay! More Snakes on a Plane goodness. (Best Week Ever)

OMGROTFLMAO! This trailer for Titanic 2 is the best thing ever. (College Humor)