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Ryan Seacrest kissing Teri Hatcher is gross. Ew. (Just Jared)

Jessica Simpson's new role model is Jenna Jameson. (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicollette Sheridan is frigid. And in my opinion, completely unattractive. (IDLYITW)

Is Paris Hilton bulimic? Is that a trick question? (DListed)

Are Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora back together? Does anybody really care? (Popsugar)

Why is Bjork so confused when it comes to getting dressed? (Hollywood Rag)

Jennifer Aniston doesn't care if Brad Pitt gets re-married first. (A Socialite's Life)

Yes, metal teeth are exactly what Britney Spears needs to improve her looks. (Pink is the New Blog)

Tara Reid's constant state of intoxication continues. (CityRag)

Check out Keira Knightley's high school yearbook photos. Anybody else notice the Star Wars font? (Thighs Wide Shut)

I don't think we really needed to see pictures of Whitney Houston's drug paraphernalia strewn about her bathroom to figure out that she's a crack head. (Gawker)