You Can Ski, But You Can’t Hide

Victoria Beckham: Robot ski instructor from the future. (Hollywood Tuna)

The British have their own Oscar-type awards, but nobody really cares about them. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Aniston gets the house, but Brad Pitt gets the Film Company. How would you divide up $60 million in assets? (A Socialite's Life)

Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie is out for flying lessons. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears is all about child safety. (IDLYITW)

Kevin Federline in Newsweek. That just screams wrong. (Popsugar)

Kimberly Stewart scares babies. (DListed)

Fergie is fugly at Daytona. (Hollywood Rag)

Would you fight for Paris Hilton? I wouldn't. (CityRag)