Dorks

TomKat in matching jeans. That's just wrong. (Just Jared)

Celebrity X-ray pics let you see through their clothes. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Epic Fail. (CollegeHumor)

Christina Aguilera is back to looking like a tranny blow-up doll. (DListed)

Lauren Conrad and The Hills girls make way too much money. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend is looking more and more like a boy. (PopSugar)

Leighton Meester is the hotness. (Popoholic)

Minnie Driver might be pregnant. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears' video cameo in Madonna's concert is boring. (IDLYITW)

Kara DioGuardi is the new judge on American Idol. (Socialite Life)

Paris Hilton's wonky eye rolls on. (CityRag)

Madonna bought a lot of tights for her tour. (Hollywood Rag)