I Hope This Isn’t a Trend

Kirsten Dunst is no. (PopSugar)

Lily Allen is a street brawler. (DListed)

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi enjoy their honeymoon. (Pink is the New Blog)

Megan Fox is a really hot nun. (Popoholic)

Christina Applegate had a double mastectomy. (Defamer)

Melanie Brown will renew her wedding vows in Egypt. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Lopez is a little self-centered. (IDLYITW)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will get married on TV. Awesome. Maybe they can be executed on TV, too. (Socialite Life)

Why would you get a tattoo of Britney Spears anywhere? (CityRag)

Roseanne Barr doesn't like Angelina Jolie, but that's okay, because no one likes Roseanne Barr. (Hollywood Rag)