The Real Jessica Rabbit

Angelina Jolie is Jessica Rabbit. Kinda. (Pixeloo)

Hannah Montana is a stripper name. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Richie and baby go shopping. (PopSugar)

Amy Winehouse: Ugliest. Crackhead. Ever. (DListed)

Megan Fox really is foxy. (Popoholic)

Fergie does the Sex and the City theme song. (Pink is the New Blog)

Star Jones filed for divorce. (Just Jared)

Danica Patrick is the first woman to win an IndyCar race. (IDLYITW)

Julia Roberts smells bad. (A Socialite's Life)

Carmen Electra upskirt pictures can be expected pretty soon. (CityRag)

Mariah Carey doesn't want to get pregnant. (Hollywood Rag)

A stylist is just one of the things Britney Spears needs. (Celebslam)

Amy Winehouse isn't just ugly, she's insane too. (Popbytes)