Undead Skank

Jenna Jameson might as well be a zombie. (DListed)

Brooke Hogan's superpowered bikini gives her the ability to fly. (CollegeHumor)

What the fug is Mary-Kate Olsen wearing? (Pink is the New Blog)

Drew Barrymore flies solo. (PopSugar)

Danielle Lloyd avoids the upskirt. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian's ass looks like a trash bag full of cottage cheese. Yum. (Defamer)

Victoria Beckham turns 34 today. That can't be right. (Just Jared)

Katie Holmes wants to work on Broadway. Doesn't want Tom to come along. (IDLYITW)

Ashlee Simpson's baby pictures definitely aren't worth $1 Million. (A Socialite's Life)

Lindsay Lohan looks like she's 40. (CityRag)

Britney Spears got new hair extensions. (Hollywood Rag)