High Beams

Ali Larter's headlights are on high. (Popoholic)

Nadine Coyle's got talent. (Hollywood Tuna)

She opened a bottle of beer with her nipple. I repeat: She opened a bottle of beer with her nipple. (CollegeHumor)

At least Gwyneth Paltrow's retarded face cream seems to be working. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan's sister gets behind the wheel. This isn't going to end well. (Pink is the New Blog)

Nicole Richie pretends to eat so that you might actually think she's pregnant. (PopSugar)

Madonna might not get to keep her new African baby. (IDLYITW)

Are Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe getting back together? (Just Jared)

Cameron Diaz and Jude Law say they're just friends. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton parties on. (CityRag)

Charlie Sheen is taking Denise Richards to court. (Hollywood Rag)

Pamela Anderson shares her wisdom on the ways of the world. (CelebNewsWire)