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Tila Tequila is in Penthouse. (DListed)

A Natalia Paris pictures moment. (Hollywood Tuna)

Eva Longoria: Best. Ass. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Hilary Duff is looking better than ever. (Popoholic)

Cindy Crawford is still a Super model. (PopSugar)

Britney Spears' clothes are on backwards. Yes, she is retarded. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton is back in jail. (IDLYITW)

Kelly Clarkson has cancelled her summer tour. (Just Jared)

I highly doubt that Paris Hilton's stupidity was all an act. (A Socialite's Life)

Check out Megan Fox's tattoos. (CityRag)

Tara Reid is still wearing Uggs. (Hollywood Rag)

Naomi Millibank-Smith, from Shipwrecked, got new boobs, and she wants you to know it. (ZOO)