At Least She Doesn’t Look Homeless

Mary-Kate Olsen looks alright when she's not the one picking out her clothes. (PopSugar)

Elisha Cuthbert cleans up nice. (Hollywood Tuna)

Yes, Jessica Simpson is shaved. (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Alba doesn't think she's sexy. I disagree. (Popoholic)

Avril Lavigne: Skootrgrl. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton is gonna get a lot more diseases in prison. (DListed)

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are protected. (IDLYITW)

Is there anyone who actually thinks Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's relationship is legit? (Just Jared)

If you can't understand Paris Hilton, she's probably making fun of you. Or she's high. (A Socialite's Life)

Sarah Silverman brings Cisco Adler's balls back into the spotlight. (CityRag)

Angelina Jolie wants to adopt a Czech baby now. She must be stopped! (Hollywood Rag)

Brooke Hogan is horrifyingly disturbing. And that might be an understatement. (Celebslam)

Video Bonus:

In case you missed it, here's Sarah Silverman totally ripping into Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards.