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What do you think Paris Hilton is smoking? (PopSugar)

Does Hugh Hefner even know who Sara Jean Underwood is? (Hollywood Tuna)

A classic Jessica Simpson nipple slip. (CollegeHumor)

Avril Lavigne is still really damn cute. (CityRag)

Holy crap, Pania Rose is a hottie. (Popoholic)

Seriously, what is up with Rose McGowan's face? (DListed)

Paris Hilton and her former publicist are back together again. All is right in the world. (Pink is the New Blog)

Annie Lennox's daughter likes to party. (IDLYITW)

Kelly Clarkson hits The Today Show. (Just Jared)

Oh, did I mention that Paris Hilton has started an online petition to get herself pardonned? I'm sure that will work out well. (A Socialite's Life)

In case you were wondering, Jennifer Lopez doesn't have a stalker. (Hollywood Rag)

Seriously, Cate Blanchett is fucking scary. (Celebslam)

Here's the last thing you ever wanted to see: Star Jones giving a lap dance. (Yeeeah!)