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Paris Hilton sends her lawyers after our favourite blogger. (DListed)

Where are Hayden Panettiere's parents? (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Panettiere's parents are getting her Punk'd! (Just Jared)

Jenna Jameson is practically anorexic, and she doesn't want to talk about it. (MollyGood)

Is Britney Spears getting Lipo? Probably. (Pink is the New Blog)

Amanda Bynes had a good birthday. (IDLYITW)

Don't get Arnold Schwarzenegger angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. (CollegeHumor)

Kirsten Dunst? More like Kirsten Dumped. (PopSugar)

Jason Wahler is in the running for America's Biggest Douchebag. (A Socialite's Life)

A Joanna Krupa bikini quickie. (Popoholic)

More proof that the Olsen twins are actually Troll Dolls. (CityRag)

Britney Spears's ex, J.R. Rotem, is also a douchebag. (Hollywood Rag)

All the Photoshop in the world can't help Kimberly Stewart. (FHM)