Halloween Roundup

Madonna's new baby: David Banda Mwale Ciccone Ritchie. This kid is gonna be so screwed up. (Popsugar)

The Halloween costume isn't the reason Hilary Duff looks ugly. (Hollywood Tuna)

So, was Paris Hilton supposed to be a slutty cop for Halloween, or a slutty, coked-out cop? (Pink is the New Blog)

Coolest. Halloween Costume. Ever. (CollegeHumor)

Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are no longer friends. They're probably both better off. (DListed)

Kristin Cavallari has got some sexy legs. (Popoholic)

Ben Affleck is supporting Barack Obama. Wait a minute, don't candidates lose after Ben Affleck joins the team? (A Socialite's Life)

Oh no! Dolly Parton's going to eat Dakota Fanning! (CityRag)

Brandon Davis still thinks that "Firecrotch" joke is funny. (MollyGood)

Bill Maher's Halloween costume isn't very nice. (Hollywood Rag)