She Better Keep an Eye on Those Things

Patricia Arquette's breasts have a mind of their own. (CityRag)

Jessica Simpson isn't about to let her sister get all the attention. (Hollywood Tuna)

Meet Paris Hilton's new boyfriend, and his MySpace page too. (Pink is the New Blog)

Someone needs to tell Carmen Electra that Quantum Physics has nothing to with the "power of thoughts." Unless what she really means is "science make my think muscle hurt." (IDLYITW)

Brandon Davis is broke. Now how's he going to afford all that grease? (DListed)

Seriously, do people in India really give a crap about Brangelina? (Popsugar)

Who knew that British PM Tony Blair could rock out so hard. (CollegeHumor)

The babes of Star Wars. Enjoy. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Ryan Phillippe does the talk show rounds with Regis & Kelly. (Just Jared)

Ben Affleck does daddy duty. (A Socialite's Life)

Jennifer Ellison knows how to do a calendar. (Popoholic)

Madonna couldn't legally adopt her little African baby boy. (MollyGood)

So, Madonna tried to smuggle him out instead. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton's new hair cut is wrong. Very wrong. (Derek Hail)