Please, Somebody Make It Stop

Nicole Richie is recording an album. Now where did I put my gun? (DListed)

I'm not sure it's a great idea to entrust the fate of the Universe to an 18-year-old girl from Puerto Rico who faints. I don't care how hot she is. (Hollywood Tuna)

David Beckham needs sunscreen, and bad. (Pink is the New Blog)

Orlando Bloom is too tired for the ladies. (IDLYITW)

Katie Couric is a wuss. (A Socialite's Life)

You can make fun of Matthew McConaughey's workout routine all you want, but that guy's ripped. (Just Jared)

Nicolas Cage's hair is scary. (Popsugar)

Colin Farrell and Jaime Foxx on the red carpet. Being excited for Miami Vice feels kinda wrong. (Hollywood Rag)

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and a blow-dried cat? Not much, apparently. (CityRag)

New Zealand seems to think that Kim Catrall is too sexy. Yeah, maybe five years ago. (CelebNewsWire)

Colin Farrell has a stalker. Or does he? (MollyGood)

Beware of 7-year-olds hanging out at pool halls. They're better at pool than you. (CollegeHumor)

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